Graf #3
Inventory of contents found in the trunk of my dark blue Toyota Solara.
1 blue Nautica back pack containing:
Front small pocket:
• “Bens 100" bug spray
• lighter
• blistex
Front larger pocket:
• paper disposable car washing towel
• black pen
• New York Times cross-word puzzle book
• cheap pocket knife
• “Bullfrog” sun-block spray
Large center pouch
• black throw blanket
• multi-colored fleece jacket
• Bangor Daily News cross-word puzzle
• empty “aquafina” water bottle
• black and gray wool scarf
• blue “bic” pen
• bag of “David” sunflower seeds
• bag of “Bridgeford” beef jerky (unopened)
Left side pouch
empty- reserved for keys and cell phone while hiking
Right side pouch
• bug netting (hat)
• spare batteries (AAA)
1 blue/yellow Columbia gym bag containing:
• 2 white tee shirts (haines)
• one pair Ralph Lauren boxer shorts (black/gray plaid size x-large)
• 2 pair of white ankle socks
• size large dark blue Nike tee shirt
• size x-large gray Nike wind pants
• blue/white Nike cross-trainers size 11
• toiletries bag containing:
-hair brush
-AXE deodorant (pheonix)
-Pantene shampoo
-Pantene hair gel
-Gillett razor (mach 3)
-Edge sensitive skin shaving gel
-plastic soap container with dove white bar soap
-Reach toothbrush
-Colgate extra whitening toothpaste
• black pen
• workout chart sheet
• black plastic flip-flops
Other contents:
• broken tree branch about 4.5 feet long and 4 inches in diameter (barkless)
• 2 empty Shaws plastic grocery bags
• empty Rain-x washer fluid container
• Energizer flash light
• blue/white Sketcher sneakers size 11
• empty plastic packaging container for “ice grippers”
• 5 Moosehead Messenger newspapers
• 2 Maine Audubon Society newsletters
• empty paper Osco pharmacy bag
• 3 empty Dasani water bottles
• brown Eddie Bauer corduroys waist size 36, length 34
• blue/yellow adidas hooded sweatshirt size 2x-large
• Armor all spray
• plastic bag containing 2006 state and federal tax documents and other
current tax forms
• brown Nike hiking shoes size 11
• envelope containing 2008 Borestone Mountain Sanctuary season pass
Observations:
The owner of this car must be an avid hiker and exercise enthusiast who is either too lazy to transport his gear too and from the house as needed, or lives out of his trunk. By the sizes and type of clothing he is male, fairly tall and with an average build. He seems not to be very organized. Keeping tax documents in the trunk of ones car is begging for trouble. He obviously enjoys cross-word puzzles and hates bugs. He isn’t a neat freak or the empty bags, bottles, containers and spare newspapers would be long gone. Overall he seems like a guy who doesn’t take himself too seriously and spends his time doing things he enjoys rather than obsessing about clutter.
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1 comment:
I admit the tax documents mixed in with the tree branch and empty water bottles gave me a jolt. I'm not compulsive or anything, but....
Good luck with your tax audit!
:)
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